Can't Stop Moving: Busted!

Top 3 Airports Not to Use

LTN - London Luton (not only are you miles away from London proper, there is little public transport out, security heards you in a warehouse, its under horrible amounts of construction, and... well, its the only thing worse than Heathrow. Oh yeah, that new 40 pound British air tax (US 80$) isn't a selling point either)
LAX - Los Angeles (what a joke, why don't we as americans welcome all people to our country at 5:45 am by putting a cop outside the terminal who is heckling you for money... in any currency)
LGA - La Guardia, NYC (so you land and you are stuck sitting on the runway for 2 hours while the cabinent ministers from Liberia slowly get off their plane headed to the UN. All global gov't officials use this airport to get to UN, if their plane is in you don't move.)